The Galactic Space-Time War on Orange Slice Pizza: A Case for Making It a Death Sentence
The evidence is clear: orange slices on pizza are a dangerous menace. Not only is it a health hazard, but there are hints of a sinister alien plot behind their presence. We must take action to protect ourselves from this mysterious threat. To do this, we must establish a death sentence for those who dare to eat orange slices on pizza. We must consider both sides of the argument and make our case. Let’s explore the evidence and evaluate the pros and cons of a death sentence for orange slice pizza.
